This post is all about funny anniversary quotes for couples who love to laugh together.
From witty one-liners to hilarious takes on marriage from famous names, these quotes are perfect for celebrating love with humor.
No matter if you’re writing a card, posting on social media, or just looking for a smile, these quotes capture the lighter side of “happily ever after.”
Funny Anniversary Quotes
- “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! Let’s keep making questionable decisions together.”
- “Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” — Unknown
- “Another year of putting up with me, congratulations to you!”
- “Marriage is basically just texting each other ‘do we need anything from the store?’ until one of you dies.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”
- “A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other… and learning to share fries.”
- “Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valéry
- “Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!”
- “Marriage: when dating goes pro.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! You’re still my favorite person to annoy.”
- “Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” — Henny Youngman
- “Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart skip a beat, usually from your snoring.”
- “Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after… or at least until Netflix asks if we’re still watching.”
- “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the mac to my cheese, and the reason I need coffee.”
- “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
- “Happy anniversary! Thanks for not calling the cops when I stole your heart.”
- “We’ve been through thick and thin together—and I’m not just talking about our waistlines.”
- “Happy anniversary to the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life.”
- “Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” — G.K. Chesterton
- “We go together like copy and paste. Happy anniversary!”
- “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
- “Anniversaries remind us of the day we said ‘I do.’ And every day since, I’ve been saying ‘What did I do?’”
- “Love is sharing your popcorn. Marriage is sharing your Netflix password.”
- “You’re the reason I smile… and the reason I need wine.”
- “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” — Winston Churchill
- “Happy anniversary! Still glad I swiped right.”
- “A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the only one I’d share my fries with.”
- “Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for a lifetime.” — Rita Rudner
- “You’re the cheese to my pizza, the Wi-Fi to my phone, and the reason I forget where I put my keys.”
- “Happy anniversary! Another year of love, laughter, and laundry.”
- “You’re still the one I want to be quarantined with.”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the sprinkles on my donut.”
- “The secret to a long marriage is a short memory.” — Unknown
- “Here’s to being each other’s emergency contacts forever.”
- “Happy anniversary! We still like each other more than most people.”
- “The best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once.” — Unknown
- “You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it—mostly because you’d lose it anyway.”
- “Happy anniversary! Thanks for always getting rid of the spiders.”
- “Love means never having to say you’re sorry… but marriage means saying it every day.”
- “Here’s to another year of me pretending to listen and you pretending to care.”
- “Happy anniversary to my better half—and by better, I mean the one who actually folds the laundry.”
- “Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! You’re my favorite notification.”
- “We may not have it all together, but together we have it all—and a lot of takeout menus.”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the reason I check ‘married’ on forms.”
- “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” — Oscar Wilde
- “Here’s to another year of being my personal Uber driver.”
- “Happy anniversary! I still think you’re hotter than my coffee.”
- “The four most important words in any marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! Thanks for being my unpaid chef and roommate.”
- “Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” — Joyce Brothers
- “Happy anniversary! We’re still a work in progress—but at least we’re working on it together.”
- “You’re still the one I want to share my dessert with (sometimes).”
- “Happy anniversary! Our love is stronger than my online shopping addiction.”
- “Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” — François de La Rochefoucauld
- “Happy anniversary! You’re still the only one I’d let see my search history.”
- “Another year, another reason to remind you that you’re stuck with me.”
- “Happy anniversary! You make my heart race—usually when you’re driving.”
- “They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.” — Clint Eastwood
- “Happy anniversary! You’re my favorite human alarm clock.”
- “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! You still give me butterflies—usually when I see the credit card bill.”
- “You’re still the one I want to grow old and grumpy with.”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the reason I know what compromise means.”
- “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman
- “Happy anniversary! I love you more than pizza (and that’s saying something).”
- “Marriage is just two people taking turns being wrong.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! I’d still choose you—even with all your quirks.”
- “Our marriage is like fine wine, it gets better with age (and sometimes makes us dizzy).”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re still my favorite person to share memes with.”
- “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the reason I smile every day… and roll my eyes every night.”
- “We may not have it all figured out, but we’re doing just fine together.”
- “Happy anniversary! Still glad you’re my partner in crime.”
- “Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” — Evelyn Hendrickson
- “Happy anniversary! Thanks for loving me when I’m hungry.”
- “We’re proof that marriage doesn’t have to be perfect to be filled with love and laughter.”
- “Happy anniversary! I love you even when you steal the covers.”
- “Marriage is like a public toilet: those waiting outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! You’re still my favorite distraction.”
- “I love you more than coffee… but please don’t make me prove it.”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the reason I need Wi-Fi and wine.”
- “Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person… and then annoying them forever.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! Thanks for being my GPS when I get lost in life.”
- “We may fight, we may laugh, but at the end of the day—we still have each other (and snacks).”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re my forever plus one.”
- “A man is incomplete until he’s married. After that, he’s finished.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
- “Happy anniversary! You’re still my favorite weirdo.”
- “Here’s to love, laughter, and endless pizza deliveries.”
- “Happy anniversary! You make life more fun, even when we’re just arguing over what to eat.”
- “Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting a full-grown child who can’t cook, clean, or do laundry.” — Unknown
- “Happy anniversary! You still make my heart skip a beat (and sometimes my patience).”
- “Here’s to another year of inside jokes and late-night snacks.”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re still the best decision I’ve ever made… right after choosing tacos for dinner.”
- “We’ve survived love, laughter, and IKEA furniture assembly. That’s true commitment.”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the only person I’d share my Wi-Fi password with forever.”
- “Happy anniversary! You’re the reason my phone storage is full of selfies.”
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